I ran across this little gem on VH1 this morning. Apparently the New Kids on the Block have a number one hit. You heard me correctly, the we-were-also-lame-in-the-early-nineties New Kids on the Block. I’m a little late in reporting this news, as this is apparently their third week in a row at number one. Since music video channels hardly ever show videos, it’s difficult to tell what their most popular videos actually are.

Five grown, scantily-clad men dancing in sync on the beach at twilight is just wrong. Five old scantily-cad men dancing on the beach at twilight is wronger.

NKOTB, go back to 1990 where you belong.